The Kingdom of Womble 10553 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.658 billion Womble 10553ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Womble 10553ian economy, worth 225 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 48,329 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,488 per year while the poor average 3,029, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 10553's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 10553 is ranked 238,283^rd in the world and 11,766^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.